A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines
from Kansas City to Chicago . The little boy had been looking out of
the window.
He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs,
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother couldn't think of an answer. She told her son to ask the
flight attendant.
He went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs
have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your
mother tell you to ask me?" The boy replied, "Yes, she did."
"Well," said the flight attendant, "you go and tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on
time. Have your mother explain that to you."